Best Funny Happy Birthday Quotes For Best Friend, Latest B’day wishes
- “Happy birthday! May your Facebook wall be filled with messages from people you never talk to.”
“You’re older today than yesterday but younger than tomorrow, happy birthday!”
- “Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. And forget about the present, I didn’t get you one. Happy birthday!”
“Cheers on your birthday. One step closer to adult underpants.”
Meaningful Christmas Wishes, Merry Christmas Wishes
- “Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.”
“Happy Birthday! You know, you don’t look that old. But then, you don’t look that young, either.”
- “Happy birthday to someone who is smart, gorgeous, funny and reminds me a lot of myself… from one fabulous chick to another!”
“Don’t get all weird about getting older! Our age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying us!”
- “As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. Happy birthday!”
“To quote Shakespeare: ‘Party thine ass off!’”
- “You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. Happy birthday!”
“On your birthday, I thought of giving you the cutest gift in the world. But then I realized that is not possible because you yourself are the cutest gift in the world.”
- “Happy birthday to someone who is forever young!”
Christmas Wishes During a Hard Time, Merry Christmas Wishes
“It’s birthday time again, and wow! You’re a whole year older now! So clown around and have some fun to make this birthday your best one. Happy birthday!”
- “Just wanted to be the first one to wish you happy birthday so I can feel superior to your other well-wishers. So, happy birthday!”
“Congratulations on being even more experienced. I’m not sure what you learned this year, but every experience transforms us into the people we are today. Happy birthday!”
- “When the little kids ask how old you are at your party, you should go ahead and tell them. While they’re distracted trying to count that high, you can steal a bite of their cake! Happy birthday!”
Religious Christmas Wishes, Merry Christmas Wishes